The loss of one's footing through the front door after yet another night of skinning the neighborhood cats and fucking them in the ass.
by joeyvllttf May 3, 2015
Get the San Jose Stumblemug. The act of performing piano where the performance is preceded, presented, and usually ended with massive amounts of douchefaggery. This type of behavior includes, but is not limited to, defecating on stage, urinating on stage, conducting unsuspecting chamber music members during the concert (must not be done in rehearsal to maximize effect), mistreating your host family, choking small mammals with ignorance, talking with a faggotesque accent, not knowing where the trash can is in one's own home, giving self-centered, shitty thank-you speeches, and playing such songs as "My Amazingly Well Adapted Piano Version of Home Sweet Home" as an encore.
It is very difficult for anyone to pull off truly Jose-Luising a performance, save for the man himself. In fact, this editor has rarely see it done. It can be assumed that in order to achieve the proper focus for such a difficult task that one must already have certain prerequisite character definitions: Wealth, over-gelled over-styled hair, a small penis, a predisposition towards small boys, an otherwise homophobic attitude, and most importantly, a small gerbel glued to a large rod held in place with a tape gun and jammed firmly up an individual's arse.
It is very difficult for anyone to pull off truly Jose-Luising a performance, save for the man himself. In fact, this editor has rarely see it done. It can be assumed that in order to achieve the proper focus for such a difficult task that one must already have certain prerequisite character definitions: Wealth, over-gelled over-styled hair, a small penis, a predisposition towards small boys, an otherwise homophobic attitude, and most importantly, a small gerbel glued to a large rod held in place with a tape gun and jammed firmly up an individual's arse.
Man, that guy is completely Jose-Luising that performance....I'll be washing the urine out of my hair for days!
by Moritati April 5, 2008
Get the Jose-Luisingmug. aka San Jose State or SJSU
The oldest public university in California and founding campus of the California State University system. It is located in downtown San Jose, obviously. Colors are blue and gold and their mascot is the Spartan. The student population has a lot of Latino and Asian (mostly Flips and Viets) enrollments. Their engineering program is well known if you want to get hookups to neighboring tech companies in the Silicon Valley.
A known landmark would be the bell tower, which is electronically wired to sound hourly. There is also a new housing complex called the Campus Village which costed about 200 million to replace the older residence halls. Another landmark is the MLK Jr library which is probably the most appealing building on campus.
On the last note, parking costs are killer. Be prepared to empty your wallets if you commute.
The oldest public university in California and founding campus of the California State University system. It is located in downtown San Jose, obviously. Colors are blue and gold and their mascot is the Spartan. The student population has a lot of Latino and Asian (mostly Flips and Viets) enrollments. Their engineering program is well known if you want to get hookups to neighboring tech companies in the Silicon Valley.
A known landmark would be the bell tower, which is electronically wired to sound hourly. There is also a new housing complex called the Campus Village which costed about 200 million to replace the older residence halls. Another landmark is the MLK Jr library which is probably the most appealing building on campus.
On the last note, parking costs are killer. Be prepared to empty your wallets if you commute.
Man, what's up with the parking costs at San Jose State University? Friggin 200 bucks per semester, that's some crazy ish!
by bayareaninja August 17, 2006
Get the San Jose State Universitymug. Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.
Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010
Get the Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativitymug. by daddy got big teeth February 17, 2019
Get the joses cum dreammug. LCG - Las Casitas Gang
VRT - Varrio Roundtable
RTB - Roundtable Boys
TPB - Trailer Park Boys
VNP - Varrio Norte Pride
NPV - Norte Por Vida
CMV- Colonia Mara Villa--The OG's from Capitol Park
VRT - Varrio Roundtable
RTB - Roundtable Boys
TPB - Trailer Park Boys
VNP - Varrio Norte Pride
NPV - Norte Por Vida
CMV- Colonia Mara Villa--The OG's from Capitol Park
by OG Homeboy Cricket "C.M.V." June 3, 2008
Get the Norteno gangs in San Josemug. by Longrod12Vonhugendong June 23, 2016
Get the [San Jose] [Chili Dog]mug.