mike johnson

code name for marijuana of very high quality... only the finest weed need apply... a good way to ask about pot over the phone

dude have you talked to mike johnson... where is mike johnson at today... man I found that mike johnson

by biteyme February 15, 2008

Griffin Johnson

People thought he was a simp for Dixie but he fooled us and was a cheater all along . He likes toes. He snaps 'send toes' to several people but unfortunately for him one decided to out him.

Griffin Johnson : I didn't cheat, I just asked for toe pics.

Blake Gray : why didn't you ask Dixie for toe pics?

by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020

Baby Johnson

AKA "Baby J," this is a name used to refer to someone who is weak or scared. This name was derived from the "Johnson's" line of baby shampoo products.

"Come on man just ask her out already. Quit being a Baby Johnson."

by Chase Cheffe February 23, 2009

nutsack johnson

A pledge who is very knowledgeable about the fraternity during his pledge education process.

Evans fucking knew the paragraph, man, I think he's the nutsack johnson of the class!

by BOMBLE.COM May 4, 2005

woodcock johnson

a.)a sexual position where the man inserts a wooden spoon into the vaginal cavity and thrusts his fist into the anal passage.
b.)an I.Q test

a.) "Dude, I WOODCOCK JOHNSONED that hoe last night. Kitchen appliances have never worked in such ways!"
b.) "Okay now, I am going to give you the Woodcock Johnson. I will be video taping it for further studies."

by Bobbith Rizzle October 29, 2007

Michael Johnson

A guy who stays with a joke for so long, he kills it and you just want to punch him right in the mouth.

put it in there" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "way to be a Michael Johnson"

by AYE YO BRAH September 24, 2011

Adam Johnson

The act of smoking so much weed and snorting so much pills that you dont know where you are for over 5 months straight.

Ive been on some adam johnson shit lately

by Will querfeld June 18, 2011