Isaac

The biggest jerk in the world. Someone bound to cheat, steal, break hearts and ask to be forgiven. But never take them back, because they won't learn. LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN.

"He cheated on you with a ho and broke your heart?"

"yeah..."

"then he asked for you back?"

"yeah..."

"what an ISAAC. The world would be better off without them. "

by firetheaquarist February 6, 2010

Isaac

A guy that nobody likes and usually has a square head

That Isaac head looks like a brick

by Jimgeyman March 14, 2017

isaacliu

A person who backs up into a dumpster.

Oh man, my insurance went up because I was an isaacliu and backed up into a dumpster.

by John September 1, 2004

iaadbe

I am a database engineer

Coined by Liz Howard in an essay on handling gay marriage in databases

I think legalization of polymarriage should happen (in the places where it hasn't), and the arguments against it are no better than the arguments against gay marriage, but the obstacles are larger.

But anyway. IANAL. IAADBE.

by cult_of_norma July 6, 2015

isaac shelton

he is the mostest coolest guyest guy ever on planet duplo he eats legos covered in ketchup.

He’s a total Isaac Shelton!

by aawesomegamer99 January 17, 2018

Isaac Jordan

Isaac Jordan , he is the funniest , most handsome , and kind person you’ll ever meet, he loves to make people happy and laugh , as well as having a very cheeky side. All he wants is a girlfriend that he can please , with personality and his huge fucking dick. If you ever meet an Isaac Jordan be sure to talk to him , he’ll love to talk with you about anything. All most every other girl I know thinks he’s hot and cute and secretly would love to be his gf. More than anything , Isaac J will be the best boyfriend ever, he’ll watch movies , cuddle , and please a girl in every way he can , he may seem not as good as the other boys but trust , he is the most loving , loyal , and funniest of them all , and if you find yourself an Isaac Jordan , be sure to be with him and get him before someone else snatches him up !

Did you see Isaac Jordan ?

Yeh I wish he was my BF !!
Why’s that ?
Um what ? He’s Isaac Jordan

by Findingthebestboys February 9, 2019

Isaac

Isaac is the groupie of an all girl band, his nick name is Suzy Creamcheese and you can find him in any dairy isle that you please.
Oh yeah,
He’s also a heartless scorpio.

“Hey you see that bro over there?”
“Yeah”
“That’s our groupie, and dairy man, Isaac.”

by Raviolidaddy February 23, 2019