your mom

what you say when you get pissed off at someone

your stoopid
YOUR MOM IS STUPIDER!

by Fuck you clit face October 15, 2010

Your mom

A type of joke about a persons mother

Your mom is so fat

by Kaikaikai February 8, 2015

your mom

the stupidest fucking come back ive heard in my damn life.

x: is it going to rain today?
y: your mom is going to rain today.
**WHAT THE FUCK?
x: what are we doing today?
y: YOUR MOM!
**Last time I checked; my mom wasn't a milf...to anybody.

by ohfuckitsLeigh June 6, 2009

your mom

A unfunny joke that people who are experiencing a midlife crisis would use for no apparent reason.

Me: hey what time is it
Friend: your mom
Me: ........

by SVSV November 11, 2016

Your mom

A person that I fucked last night and happens to like the taste of my dick.

Me and Your mom totally rocked in the bed.

by Your Mom's real lover December 28, 2015

Your mom

Ugly

Your mom is your mom

by Batmanofdoom September 19, 2016

Your mom

Your mom

YO MAMA IS SO FAT,UGLY,AND HAIRY THAT WHEN SHE WENT FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS SHE WAS SHOT AND WAS CLAIMED AS SASQUACH!....your mom sucks....

by Juggaloguy October 7, 2008