Iraqi Handjob

A solo sexual act performed in a blackhawk helicopter, from a gunners position, while in Iraq.

In a Blackhawk, the Co-Pilot side gunners seat gets all the down draft from the blades. Making it often times the less desirable position to ride in. However, you can adjust your left leg just right to make the down draft work across the fabric of your pants leg in a flapping or slapping motion. If you get hard and slide it down that leg, it's known as an "Iraqi Handjob".

"Bro, why do you ways ride Co-Pilot?"
"Oh, man, I'm over here getting an Iraqi Handjob"
"A WHAT!"
"Trade me spots, get hard and slide it down the left side, now adjust your leeeeg, yup right abou"
"Oh my gawd it's working .... This is actually nice!"
😘👉👉

by PathfinderDan February 16, 2024

Spooky Handjob

When some one sneaks up on another person grabbing there dick and jerking them off till ejaculation at which point they jump out yelling boo scaring the other person.

Hey dude Danny DeVito gave me a spooky handjob.

by J church February 29, 2024

Handjob

The act if cleaning out your genitallia. Or the feeling of listening to Metallica

I got a handjob from my mom when I was young. Rock n Roll never felt the same again.

by Rumple_Foreskin July 24, 2022

Handjob

A act of luka grappling your penis and jerking it of to the point of cumming.

I loved getting my handjob of luka

by handjoblover69 June 18, 2022

barley a handjob

Handjob given like this 👌

I gave him a handjob but barley! So I gave him barley a handjob

by Little bit more February 25, 2022

Arizona handjob

when a person rubs their hand on rocks for 48 hours to be build callusses, and then prior to handjob they pour salt on there hands to mimick the dryness of Arizona.

You got me tripping you gonna get Arizona handjobbed

by ArizonaHJ January 20, 2026