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grumpy pumpkin

After performing ATM on someone, during which you've pulled out a plum, their teeth become fouled with said plum they become angry and sad and in a horrific grimace have a shocking resemblance to a jack-o-lantern.
My third grumpy pumpkin was with Angela. That bitch was already missing a tooth so it didn't take much to go full pumpkin.
by t-pyle March 25, 2009
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mister grumpy gills

a boy who is naggy, sad, or mean. one who does not talk to his girlfriend when they are on the phone. likes to pout. used in the movie finding nemo!
ugh, zachary! stop being a mister grumpy gills! you big derk!

talk to me, mister grumpy gills!
by 90209zach! January 15, 2010
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Grumpus

1. A feeling one gets after smelling a foul and repulsive odor.
2. A description of something butt-nasty.
1. Man, I shouldn't have eaten that mexican fish, I am feeling pretty grumpus.
2. Finding a crap load of diarrhea in the stall, very grumpus.
by Hansel February 10, 2004
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grumpkin

a mixture of a grundle grab and a knuckle butt fuck. it can be quite stimulating if used correctly
the wrestler used the grumpkin technique to score a reversal.
i blew my wad as soon as that filthy slut gave me a grumpkin.
by the cool breeze September 8, 2006
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Grumple

A grumpy person who bums everyone out and is a buzzkill.
"Man I'm having such a great time!"
"Too bad John is such a grumple and bummed me out..."
by Kittykattttt666 April 3, 2013
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Grumpy Munchkin

Much like a Cleveland Steamer or a Hot Carl, except instead of shitting on your partners chest, you shit on their forehead
My girlfriend said she wanted to kink it up in the sack so I gave her a grumpy munchkin last night.
by munchkinator January 11, 2010
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grumph

verb. To playfully bite/kiss the side of your lover's neck, whilst making a "grumph grumph" noise somewhat reminiscent of a pig rooting for truffles.

The "grumphing" noise can be set to music. David Bowie's "Life on Mars" being particularly suitable.
Her - "I love you"

Him - "I love you, too........ grumph grumph grumph"
by Tinybear November 23, 2009
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