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wank flower

Origin: J0sk0r R0sk0r created this word while insulting a bunch of people.

A wank flower is one of these:
1. Some one who smells like they just masturbated.
2. Some one who masturbates with flowers.
3. Some one who enjoys drawing with cum.
1. Donny, Chrono Itoshi, Strider, and Patrick Redwood are all disgusting wank flowers so don't go near them.
2. I hope you break your ear, you wank flower!
by J0sk0r R0sk0r July 30, 2004
mugGet the wank flowermug.

smell the flowers!!!!

when one thrusts ones camera in to a bunch of bushes or flowers to share the ambiance of the flowers.
cory: smell the flowers!!!! , THERE PRETTY!!! *throws camera into random bush.
kate: they cant acctually smell the flowers you dimwit!
by uberEPICawesome October 11, 2011
mugGet the smell the flowers!!!!mug.

water the flowers

I am gonna water the flowers tonight. Want to stop over?
by tauruslw33 January 11, 2008
mugGet the water the flowersmug.

Flower Pot

Pay no mind to the above entries. A flower pot is an act of humiliation or enjoyment for some. It requires that someone's mouth be shit it. Then the offender, who already has his/her pants down, trims their pubic hair and lets the trimmings fall into the open mouth. And simultaneously, the pube trimmer/defecator fills the "flower pot" with his/her own urine in the hopes that some foul vegetation will sprout.
I'm getting revenge on my brother by giving him a fucking flower pot. Yeah, he won't get the taste of shit and piss off his breath for three weeks, not to mention picking the pubes out of his teeth.
by Phillip T. Künz August 14, 2010
mugGet the Flower Potmug.

Golden Flower

Knocking someone out with a potted plant, then waking them by urinating on them. (See golden shower).
We had a great date yesterday, except for when she gave me a golden flower.
by WildCherry October 29, 2008
mugGet the Golden Flowermug.

Flower-plot

a story that is overly descriptive, or a plot that is too "decorated".
What the fuck? It took me 2 fucking hours to finish reading about the fucking WALLPAPER. Fuck this story, it's a flower-plot.
by ouisch February 5, 2010
mugGet the Flower-plotmug.

butthole flower

"those pork and beans gave me some nasty butthole flowers"
by julsinthebox May 1, 2005
mugGet the butthole flowermug.

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