minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.

I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!

by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015

Reconstituted Imitation Poultry Foam

1:A failed protein based construction material repurposed as a honey mustard substrate
2:Technical name for McNuggets

Customer: "Can I get a 20 piece Reconstituted Imitation Poultry Foam"
Employee: "What kind of cheese filling do you want on that"

by Serinice April 14, 2016

stellar scale foam

stel· lar scale foam
/ˈstelərˈskeɪlˈfoʊm/ stellar scale Foam is an object formed by trapping pockets of gas called cells in an artificial tessellated structure intended for human occupancy supported by Astroponics in the space environment.

The Stellar Scale Foam colony was constructed surrounding the small asteroid in order to provide living space while they mined the asteroid.

by Stellar Nomad on youtube August 15, 2021

Beat up foamers day

You will be able to beat up your foamers which are foaming and going crazy

I saw you foaming earlier when Beat up foamers day happens i will beat you up

by Vtuu November 28, 2021

Irish Sea Foam

When you spit on a white girls pussy and rub it around until it’s foamy.

Damn, Bitch! Them flaps can produce some Irish Sea Foam!

by Jfkgotrekt63 April 23, 2024

WHAT THE FOAM

INSTEAD OF SAYING THE F WORD U SAY WHAT THE FOAM AND IT SOUNDS COOL AND FUNNY TOO

U TRY TO MAKE A SHOT IN BASKETBALL BUT U MISS WHAT THE FOAMMMMMM

by EMMYGZZ May 20, 2024

Spacetime-Probability Foam

What happens at the tiniest, most chaotic scales of existence, where the smooth fabric of reality breaks down into a frenzied, bubbling froth of near-infinite, fleeting possibilities. It's the quantum foam's more neurotic cousin. At this level, for a tiny fraction of a second, you both did and didn't say that embarrassing thing at the party. The foam represents the sheer, bubbling chaos of chance that underlies the seemingly stable surface of our daily lives.

Example: "Trying to make a decision in the first five minutes of waking up is like navigating through spacetime-probability foam. For a brief, glorious moment, every option—going to the gym, calling in sick, moving to Chile—has an equal probability of existing."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026