Emergency Pants

A pair of loose-fitting trousers, typically with a draw-string and brown in colour. Usually used before or immediately after a big meal to allow for bloating, or to avoid damage to your other clothes during a case of the squits.

The pizza was of Roman proportions, but luckily I was wearing my emergency pants

I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Emery Bingham

Has made shrek shred a tear, because of her undenialable singing talent.

Emery Bingham is a gift from the singing gods.

by Fef. December 5, 2019

Miss Emerson

The winner of an informal beauty contest.

Emerson nice tits that she has. She's goin to win the Miss Emerson contest tonight.

by Bill Campbell January 12, 2004

Emeril Lagasse

When you are about to ejaculate and a girl is giving you head, you tell her "let's spice it up a notch" and she will get confused and before she can do anything, do a pelvic thrust and yell "BAM!"

"I think a fractured my girlfriends jaw while giving her the emeril lagasse"

by BHSrapist October 29, 2009

emeril

1.) Emeril Lagasse, celebrity chef. Known best for his show "Emeril Live." Also known for a failed sitcom. He actually does cook food.

Emeril: "Pork Fat Rules!"
Emeril: "Bam!"
Emeril: "Where's my damn paycheck!?"

by Manawski February 26, 2003

emergency flaps

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house

pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps

by Jamiehol February 16, 2004

emerlie

an example of when someone gets bored with the usual spelling of their name.

emily = emerlie
katie = ktee etc.

by Emerlie October 15, 2007