tumblife experience

When a teenage boy/girl thinks they know more about life than you because of something they read on Tumblr.

Tumblrite: Why do you even smoke weed you filthy pig? You do realize you don't need drugs to have a good time! Why don't you go rape an innocent woman? Because that's what degenerate male pot-smoking pigs do!
White male who needs to check his privilege: What the fuck are you talking about? Go somewhere else with your tumblife experience.

by ExtaticKitteh May 24, 2015

The Boyfriend Experience

A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.

Or BFE

Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging

by NYCDominicano March 8, 2024

Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 5, 2021

Experiment

A scientific procedure undertaken to make a discovery test a hypothesis or demonstrate a known fact

I have tested this by experiment

by [e-mail] August 13, 2024

The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.

Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

Experimentative

when u be experimentin n shi
a feelin

yo bro im feelin a lil experimentative rn

by PipeBombToaster July 27, 2025

The Office Experiment

A great Roblox game where you have to find weapons and survive tasks until the last person is standing. Your coworkers will be mentally unstable and will try to kill you.

“The office experiment is such a psychotic game”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023