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Communist Fondness Disorder (CFD)

a rare disorder in which a capitalist oddly grows a fondness towards communism.
☭ I have Communist Fondness Disorder (CFD), and I am proud of it, and Stalin is to. ☭
by Rybrotic November 14, 2016
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histrionic personality disorder

his-tree-on-ik · A personality disorder chiefly characterized by an insatiable and excessive desire to seek attention from others. They come off as highly sociable and extroverted and present themselves in an overly dramatic flirtatious manner. They become easily upset and resentful when they're not the center of attention.
Brad: Yo dude that hot chick over there is signalling me!
Chad: Be careful, that lady is known to have histrionic personality disorder. She'll sleep with any men she can find, but beware of her fits when you don't give her the attention she craves, which is virtually insatiable. Hence why everyone is ignoring her.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 4, 2021
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Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder

Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) not to be confused with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is a mental illness where an individual ,in most cases a male incel, suffers episodes of delusion and hysteria due to the loss of unobtainable pussy.
Chuma: Bro did you hear about R-Boy? Their crush tricked them into watching her get her salad tossed.

Brantly: Awh hell nawh he def’ caught a case of Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder!
by vinhfumblethebag2timer March 7, 2022
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Control Disorder

aka Psycotic Control Disorder not to be mixed up with Impulse Control Disorder.

The inane compulsion towards order. Whereby said disturbed individual is often paranoid and delusional. Unable to see the piteous attempts at order and control. Continues regardless of the inevitable outcome, in some kind of psycotic manifestation of the ego.
If we pass enough laws we can control the internet.
We need more cctv, so that i feel more in control.
Lets take everyones dna, then we will be in control.

These are examples of ideals that a person affected by control disorder would hold.
by paul mayuw May 28, 2008
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Affection Deficit Disorder

The condition resulting from the lack of affection.
When a relationship goes into "auto pilot" mode and the affection goes by the wayside you can begin to suffer from a condition called "Affection Deficit Disorder".
by atropigal August 9, 2012
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A behavioral oddity in which a person unnecessarily locks or unlocks his or her car multiple times even though they heard it correctly the first time.
OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder) is on full display in parking lot across America.
by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015
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Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

One does not have to see combat to gain Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, things like car crashes or being a medic in the field hospital operating on wounded soilders on a time limit before they bleed out.
Those who protected our country suffer from PSTD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder)because they either almost died or one of their brothers or sisters did or almost
by Lockon Stratos January 4, 2020
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