Connecticut River Run

When you she shows you her nips (nipples), so you take out two nips (miniature alcohol bottles), open them on her nipples, and chug half of each bottle. Pour the rest of the alcohol in her pussy and fuck her, using the alcohol as lube.

Dude did you hear what Andrew did with his girlfriend last night? He got really drunk and did a connecticut river run

by Yeaw May 30, 2018

Connecticut S'more

The act of making a s'more, however, You skewer the marshmellow over your dick and put it over the open flame. Do not try this home.

*guy blowing his buddy*
"Did You shave down here man it's so smooth?"

"Nah bro dude last night I was making a Connecticut S'more."

"Ah, that also explains the 3rd degree burns on your balls."

by Blowjobs from sock puppets June 13, 2018

connections day school

The teachers are cocky and associate everything you say back to them as disrespectful, even if you are working with them. One of the only few things you can say to these teachers is Ok or Yes. If its not those you will be punished and either get sent into the hall which is what they call a 'break' but in reality its just for them to get you out of the classroom so they have a reason not to be around you. Or they send you to a office called RIS (restorative intervention supports) which is where you have to wait 5 minutes in the office and then you have to write down definitions, you usually 5-20 normally, Sometimes even 50 or 100 (depends on what you did). These definitions take a long time to complete and takes away precious time to do your class work, which means they are taking away our education and our chances to learn. And when your not doing definitions or sitting out in the hall, you are trying as hard as you possibly can to concentrate, but you just cant. Why cant you concentrate? Kids love to scream of yell in the halls or bang on the walls. All of the yelling is so loud and it sometimes hurts your ears and makes you mad because you cant do ANYTHING. And when one of these kids are having one of their tantrums, they will close the halls so you cant do things such as, switch your class, try to get water, or use the bathroom. It is basically a system where if one kid does something, you have to take the punishment, which is really unfair for all of us.

Connections day school is the reason I cant get work done

by QuentyDuhPSN March 30, 2020

Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.

Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

Connectworks Shuffle

After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.

Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.

by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021

Connecticut Cunt

A boujee women that lives outside New York City in the State of Connecticut.

Sue would not stay at the Comfort Inn Cause she is a CC (Connecticut Cunt).

by Red Neck Riviera November 5, 2022

Connected Worker Technology

Connected worker technologies are tablet based tools that frontline workers use on factory floors at manufacturing companies. These software platforms help teams develop work instructions, manage critical process information, and organize employee training programs.

They’re also useful in eliminating production errors, reducing machine downtime, and ensuring the overnight shift isn’t completely screwed when 57-year-old Roger calls in sick, since he was the only worker who could operate the 16-foot, 200-ton ring rolling machine without losing a limb.

How the heck should I know how to troubleshoot a coil condenser heat exchanger? It’s my first day at this plant, and my last job was at Shoe Carnival. Doesn’t this dungeon have one of those Connected Worker thingies?

Just a few hours after giving Connected Worker tech to one of my direct reports, I started reporting to her. Is that Moore’s Law? Pretty sure it’s Moore’s Law.

Theo, a worker at a pumpkin processing plant, told the Operations Manager that since 85 deaths happen per year from forklift related accidents, their company should still consider using Connected Worker Technology.

My last job didn’t have a Connected Worker platform and I was stuck training with Joe Bob who smelled like stale cigarettes and regret.

Your honor, at our heavy machine manufacturing facility, making an error of three one thousandths of an inch can be the difference between a happy customer and thirteen 13-vehicle pileup on Interstate 81. That’s why we bought Connected Worker tablets.

My new job gave everyone on the floor Connected Worker tablets, and now I’m certified on turning human generated fecal sludge into commercially valuable byproducts.

by Dirty_Dark_Dangerous May 4, 2023