Adopted Confirmed

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed

Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed

by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022

Contact Confirmed

A term used by Combine Soldiers in Half-Life 2. Also Really fun to use in airsoft since the other teams don't know what it means (Usually, Unless you read this, then me and my team are fucked)

Gordon Freeman: Exists on Highway 17
Literally every single combine soldier: CoNtAcT cOnFiRmEd!
Gordon freeman: steps on twig and dies
Combine soldiers: Freeman Delivered by stick

by A City 17 Combine Soldier May 20, 2023

Confirmation bias confirmed

Well that was about what I expected.

Hym "So, confirmation bias confirmed. I mean, it didn't even really require any research at this point."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025