coochie poop

A queef that is so intense that a soft bloody white substance shoots out of the vagina, much like poop.

Dude I: I was eating my chick out last night and she coochie pooped all over my face.

Dude II: Shit man, you should have given her the golden doughnut.

by WeedyWally June 5, 2007

coochie scratcher

A beard or goatie

Your coochie scratcher is scratching the wrong place

by Imaginerful January 12, 2014

coochie turd

miss behaved child

that coochie turd needs to get his ass kicked

by jalmighty February 4, 2014

Coochie queso

The build up of cheese on a chicks coochie.

"That girl has the freshest coochie queso in town!"

by grape_catAg May 8, 2015

Coochie Pickle

Any store bought or homegrown garden variety cucumber that can be used for personal pleasure

The vegetable drawer of the fridge is a great place to store your coochie pickle.

by FDOT February 22, 2017

Coochie Cutter

Choochie cutter: Is when you/someone is wearing tight pants/short pants and it gives you/them a wedgy or camel toe, and it cuts into your cooch.

“Man I have a coochie cutter!”

“Damn girl that sucks, better pick it out”

by Gee2019 August 9, 2019

Coochie Man

An evil spirit that’s dead set on taking the only good enough virgin sacrifice, Baker. He usually appears when his name is chanted 3 times in the dark by a virgin

Person 1: bro coochie man is coming after Baker!

Person 2: bro why!?

Person 3: cause she’s a virgin that’s why!!

by spankeyy October 18, 2020