Chocolate Cupcake

The act of inserting the head of one's penis into another person's anus and then pulling it out with fecal matter.

Randall will no longer perform anal sex on his girlfriend after pulling out a chocolate cupcake the other night.

by meaty14 August 30, 2009

Chocolate Creampie

When a man is having anal sex with a partner and ejaculates in the anus prior to pulling out.

The Royals gave the Yankees the ol "chocolate creampie" by winning the baseball game 11-5.

by MBTGTC June 7, 2011

cunt chocula

A black girl that is acting like a cunt.

"Tell Cunt Chocula to go take her nappy head over there"

by Go bite a nipple October 23, 2007

chocolate factory

1. A process inside the anus which produces shit as we know it.
2.The name of R. Kelly's new album

Coincidence? I think not.

That new R. Kelly album is a real chocolate factory.

by Ponch April 28, 2003

Chocolate T Bag

When you straddle someones face while looking at their feet, then you T bag them and deficate on their face.

Last night this chick thought we were going to 69 and instead I surprised her with a chocolate T bag.

by RyanSt June 11, 2006

White Chocolate

A totally fine white male that attracts women and men of all colors. Usually physically fit and extremely appealing without knowing it. Shy and reserved around strangers. If your lucky enough to get a peice of white chocolate he melts in your mouth and leaves a little left over on your chin.
As a conquest white chocolate keeps the fact that he has ben conquested to himself while slipping you the occasional shy smile when he sees you.

Lisa, look at that tasty peice of white chocolate over there!
Damn girl, he's fine!
I'm gonna get me a bite of that!
Watch it girl, run at him to fast and you will scare him away.

by Lori Anne August 29, 2010

Chocolate News

Chocolate News is a satirical fake news show hosted and head written by David Alan Grier. Its a show with sketches on black culture and a focus on how Grier thinks typical African Americans view things. It is not even close to as terrible as the Mind of Mencia is but its quite boring and not even close to being as funny as Chappelle's Show.

bill: Do you wanna watch Mind of Mencia?

steve: Hell no!!!

bill: How bout Chocolate News?

Steve: No I'm not high enough right now. Lets watch Chappelle's Show instead.

Bill: Fuck yeah!!!
(turns Chappelle's Show on)

Tyrone Biggums: I smoke rocks.

by sEtH307 January 2, 2009