The most immortal man on planet earth, he has cheated death at least twice, and proven it is truly possible to kill somebody with a ladder, an umbrella, a car antenna, and literally anything else you could imagine.
Jackie Chan? I know him. Isn’t he that guy from rumble in the Bronx, police story, super cop, drunken master, rush hour, the foreigner, first strike, project a, Battle Creek brawl, and all those other freaking awesome action movies?
by Action junkie May 21, 2020

that person that is so kawaii that makes everyone explode because she IS FU**ING BEAUTIFUL AND ADORABLE AND PRECIOUS AND MAKES FLUFFY WANT TO DIE EVERY TIME SHE MORPHS INTO A PERSA CAT AND FUYAYGEYUQKFGKEKAVKFBUGYBEAGFBEWYGUKAFGE
by fluffycandycornchan July 28, 2018

by Fiona rosesky April 14, 2020

A chatango pervert who always wants to roleplay. Him being the Uke and you being the seme.
A stuttery role player who speaks like the above mentioned uke chan.
A stuttery role player who speaks like the above mentioned uke chan.
On Chatango:
Uke Chan: h-hello, w-would y-y-y-ou like to t-t-t-ouch me ?
Rolole Playing:
Person one: H-hi my n-n-n-name is y-y-y-yuki
Person Two: What an Uke Chan...
Uke Chan: h-hello, w-would y-y-y-ou like to t-t-t-ouch me ?
Rolole Playing:
Person one: H-hi my n-n-n-name is y-y-y-yuki
Person Two: What an Uke Chan...
by LCharismaArchen June 21, 2010

An actor/model known for his "questionable" sexuality and for his bizarre jaw that looks like that of a bull terrier. Teenage girls with an IQ below 85 are known to be very obsessed with him and often say things about him being so "HOTT!!!" on their Myspace profiles and via IM.
Stupid Girl: OMG Channing Tatum is lik so hawt I want to marry him and have his babies <3 <3 <3
Smart Girl: OMG you have an IQ of 60. Your too stupid to even realize that he is into guys not women.
Smart Girl: OMG you have an IQ of 60. Your too stupid to even realize that he is into guys not women.
by footballer7022 August 21, 2006
