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Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.
Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now
by THEONE209 February 2, 2020
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Cottage soap and titties

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.
He was looking for cottage soap and titties.
by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020
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cattalabunga

negative connotations;
fuck , shit , bitch , cunt , dick

the worst thing u could call someone aside from the n word.
suck my phat cattalabunga
by jerome babatundé March 15, 2020
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Centagis

Some retard who plays madden and fortnite
That centagis guy is fucking stupid
by Centagis gay March 29, 2020
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cottage cheese

The worst fucking food to ever be invented by mankind.
Who the fuck made cottage cheese? It's just mozzarella but they gave up halfway through!
by youkoo96 October 1, 2020
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Centaur

A sought after man who not only wants to have a threesome with a couple, but also has enough wit and charm to turn into a longstanding friend afterwards. Often considered a mythical creature.
Sigh, I thought he was a promising centaur but he turned out to be another simple-minded bull.
by Even_remedy December 12, 2020
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Centaur

A bisexual male interested in couples. The male equivalent of a Unicorn.
"The couple hooked up with a Centaur at the club last night."
by Reverend Grunt March 21, 2021
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