Car Wall

When at least two mother-fuckers work in unison, with complete obliviousness to their actions, on a road with at least two lanes. Usually directly in front of another car simply wanting to drive the speed limit and not slow down at least 15 miles per-fucking-hour around gentle turns.

Those ignorant-pig-fucking car wall -ing-faggot-fucks were slowing to 45 in a 55 on my way to work this morning. Both in unison. I hope they fucking die.

by Aunt-o-nym May 13, 2009

Egg Car

The Smart Cars you steal in GTA V

I stole an Egg Car

by SussyEzra69 December 6, 2021

car-beque

When a car has been in an accident and has caught on fire, it's a car-beque!!

Holy shit traffic was messed up this morning! There was a car-beque. I hope no one was hurt.

Wow, something smells amazing.... aw man, it's a car-beque on the 101!

by Keyframegirl September 24, 2016

Dababy car

A car originated from a rapper named Dababy when he turned a young african american male into a convertible in his hit song suge...
also its expensive as hell

Dababy Car's engine sounds* YEAH YEAH
Dababy Car's gas sounds* LETS GOO
Dababy Car's parking sounds* I PULL UP LIKE

by RIBBITE April 7, 2021

car kettle

Slang term for a male who is of homosexual orientation. Its origins lie somewhere in the darkest regions of deepest Norfolk. Follows the same etymology as arse twister

"That twat's a right car kettle"

by ben kippin July 1, 2004

Manny Car

A beat up shitter of a car

Manny Car had a shitter of a Nissan hardtop truck. Bumpers gone, taillights out, no seats.

by urbanparks October 3, 2019

car surprise

The synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and "oh shit!" expression of the driver. The vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.

Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.

What a dip....Mike's been drinking all day and now he's trying to parallel park. Every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.

by LuckyPucker April 3, 2009