Canada's History

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Canada's History is so depraved that you can't say it on TV

by bobrocks95 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

a sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.

me and my girlfriend did Canada's History last night and now she won't talk to me.

by rufus Schmidt February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Placeing ice on one's testicles and pouring maple syrup on the penis, while perfroming falacio.

My balls were so numb because of that Canada's History I got last night. My pubic hair is still sticky.

by Venbert Colsteph February 5, 2010

canada's history

a sexual act involving taking a trophy and putting it in a woman's vagina, dripping maple syrup all over her, half drowning her in it, and then making her wear moose antlers

last night i gave a girl a canada's history

by hachihachi February 7, 2010

Canada's History

An absolutely depraved sex act that is illegal in 24 countries worldwide. Involves maple syrup, the Stanley Cup and moose antlers. Once the said items are assembled and a Shop Vac rented, the debauchery begins. The act of Canada's History generally begins by lubricating the chosen orifice liberally with maple syrup. The owner of the now syrupy orifice is then strapped to the Stanley Cup and has the moose antlers affixed to his/her/it's head via the leftover syrup. Participants (generally 2-14 people/Canadian animals) then sled down a hill while engaging in a wild syrupy orgy.

"I'm not gay, but if Stephen Colbert asked me to Canada's History with him I'd be down like a dress on prom night."

by Canada'sOfficialHistorian February 15, 2010

Canada's History

When a lover takes moose antlers to sexually pleasure their partner. Once an orgasm is reached the one using the antlers says "And that's how Canada got it's name!"

Dude I totally gave my girlfriend a bit of Canada's History last night!

by RP85 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Is a celebration of the reputable sexual prowess of Canadians by people around the world. Traditionally, this includes but is not limited to festivals where coke and mentos enemas, bestiality, tentacles, and incestuous child pornography displays are common.

A: Lets go to burning man!
B: No Canada's History is a far better thang, as well as a hot festival of love.

A: awesome sauce!

by MuffinDancer February 4, 2010