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Yaniv Complex

When you start liking a girl/guy solely because you found out that they like you.
He's suffering from the Yaniv complex. That's why he started liking her.
by Samd633 August 14, 2015
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Menapolean Complex

A combination of Menopause and the Napolean Complex. Symptoms include short bursts of angry nonsense, undeserved amounts of ego and all the bad kinds of high horsery, overinflated sense of self worth with interludes of feverish rash-causing onslaughts of sweat, which is, consequently, irrigated from the vaginal region (secretions). Recovery is however, around 87%, though, some find the later symptoms much more emotionally trying. For example, exhaustion to the effect of a good rhino-fucking, You're-Gonna-Wish-You-Had-Irritable-Bowel-Syndrome Syndrome, the hatred of all things Lemon, intense need for Lucky Strikes- lit with Strike Anywhere Matches, while calling yourself Strike.

All these and more, further funding for research is still pending.
"She sucked me off while we were standing, then hit me and called me a little pussy, i love her, but her menapolean complex is outta control."
by SarastaQ March 8, 2010
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The Jacob Complex

When one person named Jacob finds a group of friends who slowly changes his families names with other Jacob titles even his animals all become a version of Jacob until Jacob consumes all around him only to be stopped once the world has become a Jacob itself
Damn the dude has The Jacob Complex I mean look that’s Jacob 1,2,3 and Jacob mom over there!
by Many_Man_superior June 11, 2020
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Joker Complex

Those insufferable teenage boys who haven’t grown out of their edgy phase. typically acting like the Joker as a way to live out his main character fantasy
“why does adam keep forcing that cringe laugh in the back of our class?”
idk man he’s got a heavy Joker complex since the new movie came out”
by kislayed January 21, 2022
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the aera complex

be or praise aera
some ugly bitch : how do i become hot
aera : be like aera, have the aera complex
by idekanymorelol January 3, 2022
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napoleon complex

a debilitating, neurological disorder affecting only men from the tiny hamlet deep inside middle earth. this scenic little village is known as The Shire.
the napoleonic disorder might have connections dating back to the infamous "three-meter island" nuclear meltdown that nearly wiped out every hobbit in the shire. before the cataclysmic explosion the shire looked like a demilitarized zone in detroit in the 1980's. the hobbit population wasndropping at an alarming rate until the nuclear power plant meltdown that changed the landscape from ghetto to garden. and it ultimately caused an huge population spike that unmistakably saved the hobbit from extinction. of course no one could have known that the tallest hobbit to ever live since the nuclear fallout has been the ex-adult film star willow. since his public execution over 67% of all male hobbits have some symptoms of the napoleonic nature that warped and twisted every hobbit since then to be quite ornery and most are born dangerously close to near-autistic levels.

this mutation can distort the hobbits frontal lobe, which curiously lies in their ample posterior. most hobbits afflicted by this will actually believe that he is in fact FOUR FEET tall and relevant. symptoms are exponentially compounded by the imbibing of ale and lager the smoking of pipe weed is the only known cure as it stabilizes the serotonin levels in the brain.
"Hey, check out Jodi's Drivers License, you can see his feet in the picture."
"Don't get him started--you know how his Napoleon Complex makes his wee-ass get!"
by Sam-Sam-The-Out-House-Man December 9, 2018
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QT Complex

a condition in which the person portrays themselves as being against an argument or a debate, but in fact is really just trying to sneak their opinion or insults into the debate while still appearing neutral.
Crystal, 1Down, and Anastasia really seem to have contracted quite a QT Complex these days
by BloodyMary June 25, 2004
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