coach a

To kill someone or destroy something beyond repair.
Guy: What happened to that car?
*he points to a car that’s been so badly destroyed that it’s just a heap of scrap metal*
Other guy: Yeah, Jeff coach a’d it.
by CrazyCatBunker November 18, 2024
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coach borchers

A fat lazy pos coach that touches minors
by Yuri Padorin December 13, 2021
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coach nate

“GOOOOOOOOOD”
Open, break, GOOOOOOOOOOD”-coach nate
by chow bean so big and sweet November 13, 2023
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death coach

Quasi-Professional used to facilitate passing of life.

Farthest from "Life Coaching" in long term vision; similar in discussion, motivation and results.

Addressing downsizing. Letting go of Stuff...

Will/Estate planning, guardianship. Legal ducks in a row.

Seating: Smoking vs. Non -smoking .... cremation vs burial.
After the last fall, Robert's Death Coach got him into a nice town house, out of the barn he filled four layers deep.
by startPNW99 September 11, 2022
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Coach K

Having sex with a blow up doll that looks just like you while a dog sniffs your ass.
Forget the 69, I’ll show you the Coach K
by Handyman1$ February 27, 2024
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Dance Coach

1. The guy that controls everything
2. Someone who teaches dance
Girl 1: ugh why is he always in charge
Girl 2: because he’s a Dance Coach
by tvchuu March 21, 2022
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Gotum Coach

What someone says when ur stoopid ass gets finessed
Zeke: Ayo Chad u pipe that bitch Chloe yet?
Chad: Nah man she unzipped her pants but she had a dick that was bigger than mine
Zeke: Gotum coach
by wavydavy1738 November 27, 2018
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