buffled

buffled (pronounce baa-fl-d ) means confused, lost, dunno what to do, not clear what to do,

1. where are we meant to go?
oh i dont know im buffled

by babecuddlez June 5, 2007

Buffalo Bills

The act of setting up an all but guaranteed act then having it fall through at the last minute for some random and inexcusable reason.

Last week my girlfriend met this hot chick at Starbucks and planned on surprising me with a 3sum. But then out of nowhere my girl came down with the Swine Flu. I can't believe she Buffalo Bills'd me!!... FML

by Dr. Reginald T. Lovesponge III May 14, 2011

Nudity Buffer

The average amount of time it takes a man to visualize a woman naked.

I cant talk to her now, Im well past the nudity buffer.

by Dj Blues November 13, 2003

buffalo butt

the incredibly huge buttocks of a woman(usually black).

"my god! Linda Burl has the biggest buffalo butt in the whole fucking world!"

by whitey April 8, 2003

Fag Buffer

Something that sits between two men at a restaurant, movie, or in a car. Can be a female or a tub of popcorn. The buffer prevents anyone from thinking the two males are "homos" and might be dating. Sometimes the fag buffer is actually a front so that two fags can go out and still be perceived as straight. The fag buffer usually gets a good meal, a movie and collects a lot of material for later extortion.

I went out with Bob and Gene last night and had to play fag buffer all evening. Straight men are so childish!

by Ferret Fan July 16, 2009

mongolian super buffet

The Mongolian Super Buffet involves one live person, a midget, and a dead body. You lay the dead body on a hard surface of your choice. The one live(normal sized person) then proceeds to give the corpse oral. While the person is giving oral to the corpse, the midget then comes running(either in costume or dressed normal) and jumps on the corpes body. The corpse's orgrans will then be shot out of the vagina/asshole and into the persons mouth.

I only went there to identify a person, and I ended up giving that body a mongolian super buffet.

by whatttttt December 25, 2007

Buffalo Kiss

The act of rubbing your hairy ass up and down across a passed out persons nose. `

Last night Joe got teabagged by Gino, so tonight he was going to buffalo kiss him for revenge.

by TeknoTurd June 14, 2004