He is the most humorous and seductive guy with a 6inch howitzer. Able to penetrate 800mm of composite pussy armour from a range of 10km. (May or may not have single-handedly won the battle at Golan heights.) Bryan is also a staunch defender of his religion and if he so happens to be catholic he may very well go on a fucking crusade to slay the fucking heretics.
Wow i must have been in the 10km radius of Bryan i can already feel the baby kicking in me.
General Bryan has personally slain the ottoman garrison in acre
General Bryan has personally slain the ottoman garrison in acre
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Best person you could ever meet, even thinking about him could just make you smile
Best person you could ever meet, even thinking about him could just make you smile
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They can be backstabbers and talk A LOT of crap about their friends.
But they have nice eyes tho
They can be backstabbers and talk A LOT of crap about their friends.
But they have nice eyes tho
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