Brett

A douche bag. A man who is douchey

Man: Send me nudes
Woman: No

Man: Why, you're being such a bitch
Woman: Okay Brett

by J Topel November 22, 2021

Brett

The name brett is very rare for people to be called when brett’s are born they will be born with. A 21 inch cock n they often smack bludclart s called Connor conner are known to ave no gyal on der phone lil gays n over all bretts are da best BMT

Wus b nowt nowt why u got a tree trunk in ya joggers brett I ain’t let me see blud clart got sent to Australia we the force of that comein out

by D0gface1212 June 6, 2021

brett aaron

Gay

brett aaron is gay

by Yyffgddchtdxvh June 27, 2020

Brett

Brett is a guy that knows nothing about food yet he will tend to go around calling himself mr pork chop.

You will also notice a wild brett as he is wider than a limo.
Good old pork chop

Hey look over there, it’s brett the pork chop

by Mrporkchopbrett August 2, 2023

Brett

A boy full of excuses

Brett defined as , someones excessively using excuses. ie. I did not come make time or prioritize time because I got lazy I was too be turning up the night before.

by mo.money24 December 27, 2021

Brett

Brett is super athletic especially at football and is always nice to everyone. His super popular and is one of the best friends you can have. Girls love him because he is charming and athletic.

Brett is a really nice person and a great friend is the reason why he is so popular

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

Brett Yang

-Loves bubble tea and practicing the violin
-Mostly has a dead pan face
-Is weirdly the more extroverted of the two
-aka perfect pizz boy
-aka Shostakovich's reincarnation

A: Hey have you heard of Brett Yang's lofi?
B: Yeah man, that gives you nightmares....also you shoud PRACTICE

by Maccalenna December 30, 2023