Jono brett

Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything

man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!

Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

by williewilliewilliepirate April 3, 2009

Brett Cooper

This is news mommy. Otherwise, known as Brett Cooper of the Daily Wire, where use facts and logic to destroy the woke left rhetoric.

I would love it if Brett Cooper would start on me one day, so I could feel her beautiful feet on my back.

by Sigma 🤫🧏 June 18, 2024

Brett Wilson'd

The act of swallowing so much man goo durring a bukkake gangbang that raw hot dogs can slide down your throat with ease without even taking a bite!

There were so many hot dudes in tight pants last night that i couldn't resist getting Brett Wilson'd!

by Stickyfacewilson November 8, 2019

Brett Needham

Flame god, has a soon-to-be-wife, named Everlee, will kick your ass if you so to LOOK at Everlee the wrong way. C:
That's all you need to know.

Person: Who's Brett Needham?
Wyatt: Someone you don't want to mess with, bud.

by touchableink June 6, 2022

The Church of Brett

The church of Brett of a cult where a bunch of year 12 students come together to play the hated game, golf with Brett Hudson

Quick we have a meeting with the Church of Brett at 2.15 pm Friday

by IamJole22 May 1, 2023

Brett

Brett is the definitive sigma male, he succeeds in life and in relationships without actively engaging in social interaction. Brett is introverted and shuns mainstream society, yet still manages to be a successful man who is popular with women

Man, what a Brett, he’s a maverick, a lone wolf

by MAGAMOFO July 7, 2022

Brett ❤️ 🔥

How do I Start to explain smething u feel - to me, he's... this is gunna be good 😈❤️ 🔥💛 More than these wrds could mean to u; 😮 💨😮 💨 DAYyyumm ❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥He's a softer love, a slower beat in my chest. His words are 🧱 and diction. He is timeless. He has every bit of me and that scares me because he could truely break me. 🤩 He is the love of my life, I think, the holder of my heart; its weird to trust someone so much but yet actually feel the 🦋 or rush of fear - like, "this could actually hurt, fuck." He has the ability to light me up 💗💓❤️ 🔥 Not in the sense of depression or motivation but make my heart skip a beat, make me feel something or fall for someone. He makes me want to be the girl apparently everyone sees but the side no one gets, like I've found the person I want to have a relationship with and give MY heart too, #imthatgirl #notjustafriend #withwho ..Not just anyone, not just for everyone I truely live that && feel that, couldn't if fake it tried and wouldn't fake it. I could try though 😈 but I wouldn't just my advice. He is my best friend and my weakness. Everything I want; I need. Loving him is kinda like having 2 shoes but only knowing how to lace one up but it's a perfect match. 🔥
I involuntarily love him. It's weird, it's crazy, it's amazing, and I never want to lose him.
My favorite is when we talk to eachother so close our lips are barely touching 😮 💨❤️ 🔥🫸🫷 that close.

Anyway I love You Brett ❤️ 🔥 who even wrote this shit.

Really bummed Brett ❤️ 🔥 wouldn't let me talk half the shit I wanted to on here low-key. Double Damn. This sites kinda for the birds and word count limitations that appear to be run on sentences with no pause for feeling..but yea

Literally though,
He's so fckkn amazing && I loves him, he is a hottie 😍.
You couldn't replace him and you definitely couldn't change him, he's everything you wish you could B.

by Type-Here: Say (verb.) January 31, 2024