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Runner's Brain

A temporary reduction in mental capacity due to having recently run several miles.
After my run yesterday, I spent half an hour wandering around the grocery store trying to decide what to eat for dinner, only to remember that I had just gone to the grocery store that morning. So then I went to In-n-Out. I think I'm coming down with a case of Runner's Brain.
by An Avid Runner April 8, 2013
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merge runner

A person who uses merge lanes to cut ahead of traffic.
I got cut off by a merge runner!
by MedivalTempo February 3, 2018
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Runner

A Runner is a guy that will lie about being married, go home with anyone and sleep with him/her, then go back to his wife because he feels "guilty... that she will find out". A runner is a guy that will never be satisfied in any relationship, in any job, with any dinner or drink, and uses his family's successes to look smart. A runner seems charismatic at first, but very soon he seems shallow, and pretty fake.
Friend 1: I met a guy last night who seems really cool, but I just saw him at a store and he completely ignores me.
Friend 2: You should forget him. That guy is nothing but a runner. He's with his wife, and doesn't want her to know. He's going to run from her too.
by f-r-a-n-n-ie August 29, 2015
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Cube Runners

A popular applab game made by someone named XDEE1, it is a game about cubes and there are multiple gamemodes, such as Robberys, Horror, Flash Flood Survival, and Glass Bridge, this game has trusted user and multiple great staff members, go install it on VR
Let's go play Cube Runners!
I wanna play Cube Runners.
Cube Runners is amazing!
Check out Cube Runners!
by Dementia2749 August 19, 2023
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load runner

A Superhero Extraordinnaire load runner is
by Charlie Chucklebutty May 15, 2008
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The Marathon Runner

A sex position where you do a bump of cocaine off of your partner's ass and then fuck them doggy style.
Last night was crazy bro, I finally did The Marathon Runner with Jessica.
by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021
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Creamy runner

A creamy runner is a sexual act of pulling out before ejaculation, finishing under the girl's feet, and having her slip while running to the bathroom to clean her feet up.
Person 1: "Dude, Stacy got a concussion when she hit her head on the sink after I gave her a creamy runner."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."
by Creamy Creamer March 11, 2020
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