Someone who is really really smart but at the same time really really dumb. They suffer from severe confusion when encountering two people with the same name. A Pineapple Head loves video games and eating pineapples. He/She is not rude, but will occasionally make a poorly timed comment. Overall good guy, just suffers from being from Hawaii.
"Poor planning.
Wow dude way to be such a pineapple head."
"Wahh I'm hungry.
Typical Pineapple Head bullshit."
Wow dude way to be such a pineapple head."
"Wahh I'm hungry.
Typical Pineapple Head bullshit."
by bronybro March 21, 2011
Get the Pineapple Headmug. by Kooshii June 3, 2011
Get the Pineapple Hookermug. This is a comedy movie. The word pineapple express id the type off weed (marijuana) which basically gets them into the mess. Great movie. The weed is particularly strong and rare which is why its so funny.
Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - that baby would be the mother of all weed! PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!
Dale Denton: smells the marijuana Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.
Dale Denton: smells the marijuana Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.
by Rancor444 June 9, 2011
Get the Pineapple expressmug. The act of masterbating ferociously
Last night my mom caught me shaving the pineapple.
Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.
Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.
by Dannyboii January 27, 2013
Get the Shaving the Pineapplemug. When a virgin inserts a mini pineapple inside her vaginal area and pop her metephoric cherry and let it bleed out the pineapple and she feeds it to her youngest sibling as an ancient ritual of witches to cleanse the body of sins.
by Mormonboy1 May 13, 2017
Get the red pineapplemug. The moment right before u cum in yo girls pussy while raw doggin it. U pull out ur dick stick it in perfectly cut pineapple circles and watch ur girl eat it up like a homeless person down on her knees while getting her mouth pumped full of semen.
-yo dawg i just homeless pineappled the shit out of my gf.
-dam what a hoe, at least she got a meal out of it. ahha
-dam what a hoe, at least she got a meal out of it. ahha
by biscuit eater2948 March 9, 2011
Get the Homeless Pineapplemug. Fat fucking tits, like you would see on a tribal fat fuck head hunter...sumo tits with a droopy mass comming to a point at the nipple.
Pineapple tits are big saggy and ugly flabby tits. They are characterized by the nipple coming to a point, like the texture of a pinaepple.
by akareefkeeper September 15, 2015
Get the Pineapple Titsmug.