Kitten Wrangler

Term for someone who is unable to keep things in order, despite their hardest efforts. Generally applied to someone who leads or manages people. This phrase references how kittens tend to want to go/do whatever they want and are unable to be kept under control when in a group.

"Every time I fix one problem, you guys go make another one! I feel like a freaking Kitten Wrangler here!"

by DocSparks216 January 4, 2020

On Dead Kittens

If you have ever heard the phrase "On Dead Dawgs" well this is a whole new level of serious. Usually used to swear upon the name of fallen comrades whos bonds were forged in the fiery battlefields of call of duty 4.

I got you with an eigth for 45 and thats on dead kittens cuz.

On the most deadest of kittens to ever be a dead kitten you will put some respek on my name.

by AaronHernandez87 August 1, 2017

rainbow kitten

A not yet, fully grown cat with a great multitude of colors.

see also... kitten and unikitten

"my kitten rolled around in my dirty painting brushes. it is now a rainbow kitten!"

by crypto-biologist April 22, 2017

sand kitten

A vagina that’s been exposed to the beach.

“I just left the beach, now I need to go wash off my sand kitten.”

by FishyMcSquishy November 3, 2017

kitten call

A cat call without the lewd.

More along the lines of "pretty smile!" or "nice dress!"
But is is often called out with the typical whistle :)

*whistle* nice eyes, baby (example of a kitten call)
*whistle* damn, you have beautiful hair (example of a kitten call)

by Queenstarlight March 8, 2018

Kitten Bah

Another way to say friend or homie.
(Can be shortened to kitten)

You are such a Kitten Bah.
Kitten Bah you smell like Norgren.
What’s up Kitten.

by Kitten Bah March 21, 2023

kitten surprise

the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.

the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.

by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012