badger brigade

our saviours from the sewers themselves

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

quick... evacuate the abandoned mine shaft

by ranjeep budwa December 31, 2003

Honey Badger

A man who still has the drive to hunt but to fat to take down the prey.

A man who still wants to use his game to get dates with women but to fat and lazy to make his objective. Honey badger

by Leeroy Gibbs July 21, 2017

Badger Burger

What you have for lunch after you've just run over a badger.

or

Slang for a vagina

Driver: "Damn! That badger almost broke my wind screen!"

Passenger: "Don't worry, the burgers will be fucking tasty"

or

"Man, i got me some badger burger last night!"

by qscefb April 20, 2010

Cardboard Badger

A badger made of cardboard that they have in Urban Outfitters

I want that cardboard badger for my hallway

by Bruce September 14, 2003

badger milk

you all know john basedow, right? well, he drinks badfger milk. that is correwct. some ppl question the use of steroids in sport athletes, but badger milk is 14.6 times worse than steroids, and it is apparent that john basedow uses it frequently. leave him alone. he's an animal

and 2 grams of olive oil

by phiork macintork July 04, 2004

swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013

Septic Badger

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.

Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...

by Serjeh Somogath March 06, 2010