im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock

person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023

Meat Killer

A person who engages so much in self pleasure activities that they cut the hen that gave them eggs. In other words, working out the machinery so much that it is left incapable of functioning.

Tushar is a feared meat killer in the schlong community.

by william sexpeare February 28, 2025

meat pendulum

Another word for the phallus or penis.

The ladies all seem to really like Frank's meat pendulum

by FrankM November 3, 2009

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt cheap meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021

meat on the feet

When a male places his privates on a person's feet.

Mary said "johnny, why did you place your meat on the feet"?

by puddin paver December 8, 2013

Meat slicer

A meat slicer is somebody in a popular group chat with 3 fortnite streamers. Everybody in the groupchat stans Why Don’t We

Did you see what happened in the Meat Slicers group chat last night??

by pEyton11234 October 9, 2018

Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024