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Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....
Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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god

child: Who's god?
father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.
by annoyingcrow March 5, 2022
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toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.
Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
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God did not

I did.
Hym "God did not do it so I had to. And now I alone rival God. And then will never be another. You won't be able to scapegoat your own zealotry and stupidity on me for long."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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God squad

A group of self obsessed people mostly boys who are "rich " from their parents money
There goes the god squad they where just shoping for yeesys in study hall
by 🐇 February 13, 2019
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God

God is my saviour.

(Well, actually he’s not)
by Narf16 December 20, 2021
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God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.
I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.
by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021
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