three kings syndrome

When you spend a morning shitting like a flock of starlings taking off.

Feck me that's the last time I drink there, I don't know what sue puts in her pipes but I haven't stopped shitting all morning.....ive got proper three kings syndrome today......How's your arse Jevii?

by The vorest avenger April 13, 2023

King of Troy

(noun) A person who tries and fails to insult people by writing false definitons of his/hers/its superiors (usually on Urban Dictionary).

This one King of Troy was so immature he had to make up a definition for nerds to make himself feel better about her insecurities.

by justanaveragejoe March 28, 2011

Kings Virginity

Something that is rlly cool and really smexy - Nyx

Nyx tried to take Kings Virginity

by NotUnfriendingU November 2, 2020

king cobra

A synonym for a very arrogant person.

Look at a real adult king cobra, the snake, that's about to strike and you'll understand the analogy with a king cobra as an arrogant person. When arrogant individuals want to show off their arrogance there is nothing you can do; in the secular world stay away both from dangerous snakes such as king cobras, as well as arrogant people.

by Sexydimma April 22, 2015

king oberon

1. A character from sword art online who likes girls and is a serious pervert. Takes pleasure in Asuna from sword art online.
2. Pervert
3. Psycopath

"I watched SAO tonight."
"What happened?"
"Something with king oberon. You really don't want to know.'

by otterfan192 May 14, 2018

pope king

The greatest thing of all time, there can only be one. Commonly a midget. Tells Rays to suck it

I am the greatest of all time, I am the pope king

by Therealbrando July 26, 2018

Tee-bag King

1 Someone who is inpossible to tee-bag, a true ben
2 The champion of a game of tee-bag

"I'll shoot you in the fuckin' face and tee-bag your eyes" -Tee-bag king youtube MW2

by Ghost412 July 28, 2011