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act like you've got a pair

A way of telling a bloke to man up and stop being a pussy/coward/wet blanket.
Means to 'act like you've got a pair of testicles'
Is an insult to imply that the man has no balls in the metaphorical sense (that they are a total wimp).
Often used by males and females alike, in women to display power and in men to shame the other male.
Always directed towards a male unless you're taking the piss.
Bloke: Aww i can't go up there it's high and i'm scared of heights
Woman: Bloody hell (insert name here) act like you've got a pair will ya!
mugGet the act like you've got a pairmug.

I already got like five

If someone makes you an offer and you wish to decline say this.
Hey! you want a million dollars?
--Uh. That's okay. I already got like five.
by Rockefeller April 29, 2004
mugGet the I already got like fivemug.

I like you for who you are

1) A more nice and polite way of telling someone you are not physically or sexually attractive to them.

2) An expression often used to woo or try to get in someone's pants.

3) The person's outward appearance doesn't mean shit to you, and you truely care only for the person they are inside.
1) "Jonh, it doesn't matter that you have a giant mole spourting hairs, I like you for who you are."

2) "Anna, I'm not only in this relationship to have sex. I like you for who you are. Now can we have sex?"

3) "Hanna, do you really love me? I look like a retired sumo wrestler..."

"It doesn't matter, Hank, I like you for who you are. Now where is your thong anyways?"
by Sharry May 27, 2004
mugGet the I like you for who you aremug.

i love you like a brother

The single most insulting phrase you can hear from a girl. Meaning that you have no chance of ever getting any from them.
by Anonymous Passenger April 1, 2007
mugGet the i love you like a brothermug.

Face like a rat catchers mallet

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet
yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!
by Scriney93 November 8, 2010
mugGet the Face like a rat catchers malletmug.

Gotta eat the booty like groceries

Eating the booty ( butt ) like its something you buy from the store. Eating the booty is Usually used in sex.
by Trinidadrain. May 21, 2015
mugGet the Gotta eat the booty like groceriesmug.

macking like wild sea lions

Part of Speech: noun
Definition: kissing and caressing, necking; sometimes a euphemism for sexual intercourse
Everyone at the party was pairing off and macking like wild sea lions in the corners.
by kerflop November 10, 2008
mugGet the macking like wild sea lionsmug.

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