knuckle shuffle bros

when you and your bestfriend get a handjob from the same girl

me and the homie got a habdjob from the same chick so now that makes us knuckle shuffle bros now

by someguy2117 April 20, 2016

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Bro-Country

Bro-country music, the twinkling star in the red Solo cup of country genres, often sounds like the playlist for a never-ending frat party. Dominated by lyrics that worship trucks, dirt roads, and beer, each song is like a map of clichés—always taking you right back to a tailgate you never left. The music videos? A veritable checklist: flannel shirts, cut-off jeans, and bonfires that look suspiciously hazard-free. It's less about the sound and more about selling a sun-drenched, muddy lifestyle, where the women are as interchangeable as the pickup trucks. This genre has perfected the art of turning nostalgia and auto-tune into chart-toppers, often making you wonder if there's a secret factory churning out these tunes via a "bro-country" Mad Libs book: just add a tractor, a generic body of water, and an attractive blonde to complete the formula. Indeed, bro-country might be the only place where you can get away with rhyming "beer" with "here" for the umpteenth time and still call it poetry.

As I scrolled through my music playlist for a road trip, I cringed at the bro-country track that promised once more another ode to beer and pickup trucks, thinking, "Surely, the world of country music can offer more than just endless choruses about Georgia dirt roads and nameless pretty girls."

by yahweh_7734 April 18, 2024

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National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.

Yo, its National Dick Day Bro we gotta whip it out

by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

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Bro Code

BRO CODE:BROS BEFORE HOES

Bro code in a nutshell

Johnathan: BROS BEFORE HOES
John: FUCK YEAH DUDE

Johnathan:NEVER SNITCH!
John: HELL YEAH

by Why da f u looking at my name February 8, 2021

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bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025

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