Fart Roll-up

When a woman farts, and it rolls up into her vaginal cavitity.

She felt awkward because her fart roll-up tickled as it went it.

by Jostalin91 April 12, 2022

Stinky Vagina Fart

Calling someone a stinky vagina fart is the most insulting term known to man... It's so bad that the phrase has been banned in 19 countries and saying it is punishable by death. ~DO NOT USE THIS TERM OR ELSE~
Just saying if someone calls you this they really hate you, jokes on them thought because you can arrest them.

(Don't actually call 911 if someone calls you this. This is a joke to be taken lightly unless you want to take this joke darkly)

Person 1: You stinky vagina fart, I wish you were never born.
Person 2: OMFG I can't believe you said that...
*Person 2 calls 911*

by Defining_The_World March 14, 2021

Q-tip farts

1. The act of Farting on a Q-tip, and examining it for poop
2. Putting a Q-Tip half way up your butt, and then then farting it out into your girl friends orafaces

1. Sheryls Q-tip farts told her that she needs more fiber in her diet.
2. Dear Diary, my girl and I tried Q-tip farts, and she farted it in mine, haven't seen it in 3 days...

by sharpcheduh July 3, 2014

Vaginal Blood Fart

The aftermath of a goblin stomp

After Brandon's insane goblin stomp, there was nothing left of queefen but a pool of vaginal blood fart.

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

non fart day

Proceeding a shart for the rest of the day a person cannot fart for danger of repeating a shart.

"Dude today's a non fart day"
"How come?"
"I sharted earlier man"
"Ah, dude that sucks".

by Sam "Ace" Rostein October 5, 2008

Muddy duck fart

A fart that sounds like a ducks quack.

That fart sounded like a muddy duck fart.

by Moors1981 May 23, 2018

wet pussy fart

A term used to describe James Cassells from Asking Alexandria used by the rest of the band.

*sign with 'wet pussy fart vv' wrote on*

Ben: yeah that's where we sit James

by Bitchesbitemydick July 10, 2014