Person 1: You were at Pulpit Rock today?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Woah no way, I was there too
Person 2: Woah so cool
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Woah no way, I was there too
Person 2: Woah so cool
by radicalreflector November 2, 2019
Get the Pulpit Rockmug. A big seggsy daddy with rock hard abs. Some might even call them A Triple Course Meal, with Extra Potato Queso and Dipping Cheese Saucy Saucey...If you see a rock daddy don’t be afraid to take a bite outta that meal gurl!
by Segsy Peppa March 25, 2021
Get the Rock Daddymug. Bands that think they are full on rock and roll, who usually have a large fan base. However, when the mirror is held up, they are more like a pop band. Examples include the Foo Fighters, Three Doors Down, Winger, and of course Nickelback.
"Unfortunately, to appease my wife, I have to take my kid to that semi rock showcase, with Nickelback headlining. I may need a testosterone booster when I get home.
by anonymous November 6, 2021
Get the semi rockmug. the choccy milk rock is and dance where you stand in a glass, with your mates and wave your hands upside down, then you lie on a table and have lemonade poured down your throat.
choccy milk rock is the distant cousin of STRAWBEE MILK
choccy milk rock is the distant cousin of STRAWBEE MILK
by Jerryjjejejrjr====jhhjfjdfhjfb August 20, 2017
Get the choccy milk rockmug. by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021
Get the pot rockmug. A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
by Thejocdoc November 7, 2025
Get the I found a purple rock!mug. Some one who goes to Ozzfest and other concerts and hangs out in the parking lot with his lesbian wife. She runs around the parking lot looking for other lesbian women for her and the rock star to have an orgy with in their tent while the concert is playing. When allis said and done he is the lone ranger in a pussy and boob fest.
by Mr. Homophobia June 28, 2023
Get the Rock Starmug.