Tit to Gut Ratio: The number of inches between a woman's breast to her gut.
1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.
Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.
She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.
Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.
She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5
Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.
Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.
She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.
Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.
She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5
Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
Convo 1
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.
Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"
Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.
Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"
Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
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