Someone that is such a big cock sucker they literally stay attached to the cock like a leach normally a kiss ass or tattle tail.
Worker 1: I think Brandon is telling the boss on you for being a street cat at work
Worker 2: Brandon is a cum sucking penis leach he's in there sucking the boss dry.
Worker 2: Brandon is a cum sucking penis leach he's in there sucking the boss dry.
by Bowman475 April 25, 2019
I saw a cum guzzling thunder walrus walking down the street and I think the sidewalk cried a little bit.
by Tyler R wright June 05, 2015
Used often to describe college sluts, especially at UW Whitewater. To be defined as a Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut is very easy to achieve. Most women that have this title often refuse to sleep with a guy but then fuck his best friend and the rest of the boys while being an utter asshole to the guys she rejected.
That bitch is a Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut she wouldn't fuck me.
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 13, 2020
"Chris hit his 9000th vape plume, and the vape gods descended from the plumes, and said 'Thou art now dubbed with the power of the Cum Bucket Rhino with Bubblegum.'"
by edgarbubble August 10, 2019
by Balls r life. April 06, 2016
by Cum guzzling gutter slug September 16, 2014
by Mudog69 April 12, 2021