Dog eyes

An person who is colour-blind.

Person A: I took my son to the opticians.
Person B: Did it go well??
Person A: Well apparently he is dog eyes.

by mikey64_1509 July 4, 2011

shiht dog

what you get when you cross a shih tzu with a bulldog. Not to be confused with a bull zu

Michael: you mean like a shiht dog?

by K Wheezle November 16, 2004

chili dog

when a girl has a period while your banging her, and then you wipe the blood in between her tits and stick your d**k in between her boobies

dude i gave megan the slut a chili dog yesterday, it wuz nasty!!!!

by Angel farker July 23, 2009

Dog Salesman

A man dressed as a wizard, with many dogs on leads all around him. He can stop time in order to try and sell you a dog.

"Shit man, time has stopped for no apparent reason! what is going on?" *dog salesman appears with multiple dogs* "Would you like to purchase this dog young sir?" "why of course, are you doing a buy one get one tree special offer?" "why yes, i am... you can have this brown dog and a tree for only £3.99" "i'll take it!" *dog salesman disapears. Time Resumes*

by Earlobe manipulation expert. December 9, 2008

poonani dog

a blind and stupid jack russel that has been neutered and seeks to lick the carpet (on the floor) for sexual relief

look at that poonani dog going for it

by Uncle Vito October 30, 2007

Thirsty Dog

Doggy style sex while holding girls head in toilet. Flushing optional.

John: I wanna fuck.
Jane: Okay but let me get a drink of water.
John: Okay lets do the thirsty dog.

by ThirstyDogger2 October 5, 2010

Hair of the Dog

When you have reached your limit of congeniality and someone is asking for it. You go "Hair of the Dog" on them. Meaning that they are now messing with a "Son of a Bitch"

If you don't stop with the insults, I am going to go all hair of the dog on your ass.

by No Note Me April 25, 2022