Thirsty Dog

Doggy style sex while holding girls head in toilet. Flushing optional.

John: I wanna fuck.
Jane: Okay but let me get a drink of water.
John: Okay lets do the thirsty dog.

by ThirstyDogger2 October 5, 2010

poonani dog

a blind and stupid jack russel that has been neutered and seeks to lick the carpet (on the floor) for sexual relief

look at that poonani dog going for it

by Uncle Vito October 30, 2007

Dog Salesman

A man dressed as a wizard, with many dogs on leads all around him. He can stop time in order to try and sell you a dog.

"Shit man, time has stopped for no apparent reason! what is going on?" *dog salesman appears with multiple dogs* "Would you like to purchase this dog young sir?" "why of course, are you doing a buy one get one tree special offer?" "why yes, i am... you can have this brown dog and a tree for only £3.99" "i'll take it!" *dog salesman disapears. Time Resumes*

by Earlobe manipulation expert. December 9, 2008

Dog eyes

An person who is colour-blind.

Person A: I took my son to the opticians.
Person B: Did it go well??
Person A: Well apparently he is dog eyes.

by mikey64_1509 July 4, 2011

Hair of the Dog

When you have reached your limit of congeniality and someone is asking for it. You go "Hair of the Dog" on them. Meaning that they are now messing with a "Son of a Bitch"

If you don't stop with the insults, I am going to go all hair of the dog on your ass.

by No Note Me April 25, 2022

shiht dog

what you get when you cross a shih tzu with a bulldog. Not to be confused with a bull zu

Michael: you mean like a shiht dog?

by K Wheezle November 16, 2004

Salty Dogs

When your sneakers are worn with no socks on and your feet sweat making them stink like a salty stank dog

Damn son the whole movie theater can smell those salty dogs

by Eddie O Spaghetti O July 13, 2009