National Fuck CM punk day

National CM Punk day

Man- do you know what today is?
Mark man- Thursday
Man- no National Fuck CM Punk day

Mark man- Fuck you Roman reigns loving piece of shit, CM punk made WWE and carried Vince’s ass when it came to revenue, he’s the Fucking best in the world you Kenny omega dick sucker faggot
Man- ok

by LatinoHeat11 June 16, 2018

National grab dat ass day

National Grab Dat Ass Day
on april 17th, it's national grab ass day.
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day."

I grabbed her ass on national grab dat ass day!
#ass

by Patty Daddy21 October 1, 2018

National Grab Titties Day

On April 12th you go and grab your friends titties, challenge your friends and see how many titties you can grab

"Damn yo how many titties did u grab today man its National Grab Titties Day"

"Yo chill I only grabbed 11 titties"

"u don't know dae wayyyy"

by HeWhoGropes April 12, 2019

National smash your homie day

April 14 is national smash your homie day where you and your homies smash

You:today is national smash your homie day
Homie:say less
Then you smash your homie

by Homie smasher April 14, 2020

National give/receive head day

October 2, the day where you either give or receive head from who ever you ask.

Happy national give/receive head day! Now slam me some of that sloppy toppy.

by BussySlayer69 October 2, 2019

National Slap Your Siblings Day

A day where you get to slap your sibling(s) free of charge.

Active December 5th through 10th

Hey (Sibling) Its National Slap Your Siblings Day.

National Slap Your Siblings Day- A day where you get to slap your sibling(s) free of charge.

by otis wotis December 5, 2021

National grab ass day

Just grab someone’s ass to celebrate this holiday

It’s national grab ass day just grab it

by Usiwjsnsjsisjeb May 2, 2019