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brown ace 

A person who has scored more than five brown wings.
"C'mon baby, let me do it. you're my ffth and this will make me a brown ace!"
brown ace by wrongtown June 26, 2007

Brown combing

When enjoying intercourse with a long haired woman (or man I suppose) it's the act of taking her (or him) from behind while discreetly shitting into your hand, then wiping the dirty hand through her hair in a loving motion.
Ho fo sho: Oh you're doing me so hard!

AJ: Yes I am

Ho fo sho: I like it

AJ: Uh oh!

Ho fo sho: What?

AJ: Nothing, I just had to go

Ho fo sho: Go where?

AJ: It doesn't matter......You have the softest hair. By the way has anyone ever told you about brown combing?
Brown combing by kipperburn October 18, 2007

brown thumber 

similar to a brown noser yet the brown thumber can be one or all of the following three things:

1. someone who comes to urbandictionary.com on a regular basis only to thumbs up or thumbs downs the same exact definition in order to boost a friend's or their own definition in a brown nosing fasion.

2. someone who not only brown noses others but notices they also enjoy the crude pleasure of objects up the butthole and does the favor of using their thumb so that person doesn't have to.

3. one who has a brown thumb
"i swear those 2 have a little more than just brown nosing going on maybe they sleep together or something, that douchebag in the purple shirt is a habitual brown thumber"
brown thumber by Matt Huff September 9, 2009

Brown Out 

Blacking out so hard you accidentally shit your-self. The morning after realizing this officially makes you a victim of a brown-out.
A. After eating taco bell extremely blacked out, "some dude" had a brown out.

B. After having a brown out, no guys would touch insert name of some girl anymore, fearing she might get drunk and crap all over.

C. Dude I browned out and woke up with more than just a bad hangover.
Brown Out by Mofftits December 2, 2009

Brown Whale 

a sex position where you are having sex and turn around to find a fat man named Tallah is on top of you.
"Dude, I never wanna try brown whale again."
Brown Whale by kylebp March 30, 2010

Brown macaroni 

A scat fetish in which the girl takes a shit, and the man cums onto the pile. They then both gorge themselves on the mess.