Polar Poops

When you mix a great polar pop at circle k and it gives you the shits.
Jim mustve made a really good polar pop, he's got the polar poops!
by BrinaBabyđź’• June 02, 2021
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Poop-scarab

An easier to remember name for the Dung Beetle, that rolls balls of feces for it's entire life in order to consume it later.
"-Nice poop-scarab you got here !
-It's a dung beetle.
-Haha, poop-scarab."
by oskarwash May 06, 2021
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poops and laughter

Another way of "shits and giggles", just in case you decide to say it around your grandma and she doesn't approve of curse words.
Charlie: Hey Sarah, I believe your theory is right, but I'm just going to Google it anyways just for poops and laughter.
by denchr6 May 24, 2024
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Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.
In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.
by jfburke619 June 12, 2025
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poop thresh

The poop threshold, or (poop thresh) is the timing in which a person with Irritable Bowel Syndrome has to take a fat dump. You sit outside of that threshold all day until suddenly you feel it and know you can poop again, but hurry up because if you wait to long you may miss your queue and then you’ll have to wait to re-enter your poop thresh.
“Get out of my way, I need to use that toilet, I appear to have entered the poop thresh!”

*starts farting*
by Papi chullo August 15, 2021
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Poop Séance

When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.
Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!
by donkeyturd April 12, 2024
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Poop Scootin’ Boogie

When you’re having sex and the guy puts it in your ass without your consent, as soon as he finishes and/or pulls out, you sit, shit, scoot, and get the hell outta dodge.
We were fucking doggy style and he shoved it in my ass. I told him to take it out and he did, so I climbed on top, shit, scooted my ass on his leg like a dog, and ran out ASAP. More commonly known as the poop scootin’ boogie.
by BarryGoodTimes April 04, 2021
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