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King Salmon 8

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020
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FUN KING SOCKS

The nice way to write/say " fucking sucks "
I would definitely give it nothing less than the "fun king socks" rating .
by pnchitlicit September 21, 2019
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The King™️

A group of four robotic lions, joined by Jared Sanchez. The group does not take criticism well, and perform awful parodies of popular songs.
I am listening to an awful parody by The King™️
by rpcec26 October 24, 2019
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Working (Referring to the Queen of Kings) is in reference to the unique situation where a boss and two co-workers will not cooperate during a stage rehearsal. This trio would rather do a salute instead of getting back to blocking.
"You guys have no idea what Working (Referring to the Queen of Kings) means" she said as she collapsed in a puddle of tears.
by Max_Anderson January 24, 2024
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Tha King

LeBron James is the King of Court and King of the North. He is regarded by all humans as the Greatest NBA player of all time. Many deem him a fitting nickname "The GOAT"
Tha King- LeBron James . Current NBA player for The Cleveland Cavaliers.
by Great Grandpa Ohio June 4, 2018
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King Salmon

The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
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