by Roasted1234567899 October 5, 2016

James. A special person with a heart of bronze, happy to help out and a great shoulder to lead on. HOWEVER, James is pure and simply a smelly little bum. James has no self pride, extremely chavvy and can be commonly found in knocked off tracksuits because he can't really afford the real thing. James always tries to take control of your life because they have no control over their own. A James has an annoying habit of outstaining his welcome and he is always looking to snatch up your girlfriend, but fear not the smell alone repels him. James is Insanely annoying, loves drama, unkept and usually lives at home with his mom. He's a sad, smelly creature of habit.
Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.
Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.
Person 1: Mate my life's a mess
Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James
Person 1: Woah, have you farted?
Person 2: Nah, James just walked in
Mom: Tidy your room!
Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄
Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James
Person 1: Woah, have you farted?
Person 2: Nah, James just walked in
Mom: Tidy your room!
Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄
by Owen447 January 27, 2022

cracked at video games.
person 1: yo, this guy is amazing
person 2: he is definetely a james
person 3: he also fucking killed me in fortnite
person 1: yo, this guy is amazing
person 2: he is definetely a james
person 3: he also fucking killed me in fortnite
James ate your grandma
by Fishisfuckinggoodchips November 20, 2022

a lying, cheating, narcissistic, abusive, manipulative cunt who is also a sociopath. stay away at all costs.
by pussydough January 28, 2023

by James Y toilet November 27, 2024

A guy with a 16.5-length helicopter dick.
This man is very james.
by FlamingoSausage November 24, 2021
