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John

John is an unusual gem. He's strong, athletic, ripped, handsome, and especially extremely smart. He loves to laugh and different things and can sometimes be a goofball! But will always get very serious when need be and take control of the situation. Women love him as he is very good in bed and always the dominant one. John can be a true gentleman when he keeps his ego in check and always protective of those he loves! A smart Chad at the end of the day.
John is such a cool guy! I would love to meet John. Damn did you hear about that John guy?
by lowellkjx February 3, 2021
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John Wicked

Short for "beating someone ruthlessly for animal cruelty"
G: Hey Bob, you know what happedned to Jacksons roommate? He looks like he got hit by a car

Bob: Yeah, he came last night drunk to thier appartment and kicked Jacksons 6 months old kitty so he John Wicked his ass
G: Well deserved
by Krusanter May 6, 2022
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John

by Nerd54 April 29, 2020
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The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena
Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017
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john

a term to insult a person who has john in their name, usually said to people who hate being called john.
A: Hi John
L: STOP BULLIS 😭😭💔💔
example 2:
A: bully si john diba aija?
L: TRUUU
by aijaiaiaiaiaiaaiaiaaaaaaaa October 9, 2023
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Lynsey Johns

The most loving and caring person ever.She keeps her circle small because you can’t trust just anyone.She usually wears glasses and her eyes change colors.She doesn’t have a bestfriend.Many people say they are her bestfriend but end up not even wanting to be friends but she excepts it.She is loyal and wants a real realationship.sje usually only has guy bestfriends.Some times she feels left out sorta like a outcast.She just wants to be free and fell wanted.
by Jakob turner June 22, 2019
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John

John a man with a super small penis and can't please his wife in bed so he had to buy a sex doll
Damn he got a small dick John
by Beth691236 November 11, 2019
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