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good provider

How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.
"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."
by juan phat kat September 20, 2018
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Goodness

Something irritating, offensive or horrific and you are too polite or too taken aback to swear proper.
Goodness there was a lot of blood at that crime scene.
by pocketloki September 3, 2020
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Good Charlotte

A term that is used when rockers fight about bands, based on the whiny emo band "Good Charlotte." It is meant to imply that the person they are talking to listens to that music and therefore has no idea about music. Shortened version of "Go back to your Good Charlotte and shut up."
Rocker 1: Hey what do you think of Tool?

Rocker 2: Ugh, they suck. So overrated.

Rocker 1: Hey, Tool is badass!

Rocker 2: Good Charlotte.

Rocker 1: Aw, damn. Good point.
by morehumanthanhuman August 26, 2009
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Good Money

The money commonly used usually when parents purchase crappy shit.
Parent: "I paid good money for that!"
Kid: "Your telling me you paid good money for this piece of shit t-shirt of a poop emoji dabbing?"
by asphaltfries July 7, 2022
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Good Hitler

Noun: foreplay game traditionally played by gay couples where one man places chocolate syrup on his upper lip then proceeds to eat out their partner. This continues until the mustache and “field of play” has been completely licked clean. The game concludes leaving a cleanly shaven hitler and partner.
Straight Kevin: Gay Dave, me and the wife seem to have lost our spark. What do you and Gay Kevin do on Wednesdays to spice things up?

Gay Dave: Lately we have really enjoyed giving each other a good hitler for almost minutes at a time! Feels soooo good!
by Gayer-Tobias February 19, 2022
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good christina

Good Christina is some one admired by lots of men and women but very few could ever love and appreciate.
I meet good Christina today if only I could be the one who knows how to love her.
by Awesome carpentero March 21, 2023
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