Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)

Sleepy-time wankster
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta

A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).

"Hey yo Eli! You seen dat "Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)" over there buyin' chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! High-ass fool need to buy a fuckin' belt!"

"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"

"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"

by Señor Nutz August 22, 2011

Land Before Time Status

A series of impossibly bad events one after the other. Based on the popular movie, "The Land Before Time". In it, the young dinosaur Little Foot, is victim to a chain of horrible events like being attacked by a T-Rex, witnessing an earthquake, watching his mother die, being separated from his only family, going on the biggest journey of his life without adults or anyone to protect him and being attacked by that same T-Rex twice more.

Friend A: "Dude, I got pulled over for speeding today, then the cop arrested me for holding my friend's pot, then my girlfriend dumped me for missing our date while I was in jail."
Friend B: "Sorry man, that's Land Before Time Status."

by dinoSOAR? August 30, 2010

times infinity plus one

A word modifier to emphasize how immensely amazing something is to the point that it is too good to be true.

-Tom: That muffin was amazing!

-Dan: Yeah, it was amazing times infinity plus one

by Word101 April 8, 2009

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

1. A show that gets out new episodes at a good pace, and is pretty good as far as plot goes.
2. The closest thing to Buffy the Vampire Slayer that is still making new episodes

1. "hey, a new The Life and Times of Juniper Lee is on!"
"Cool! Lets watch!"
2. "hey, a new The Life and Times of Juniper Lee is on!"
"well, its no Buffy, but..."

by Butterfly_Fox...Not! December 29, 2006

make up for lost time

to do something very fast to compensate for a slow start

After going through the all that We ought to make up for lost time.

by The Return of Light Joker August 2, 2009

Booty Call Time Frame

When someone calls or texts you anywhere after 1 AM so they can participate in sexual activities to satisfy they're most likely drunken needs. Mostly done by guys but occasional girls do it too. A lot of times the person being called up has feelings for the other, so they give into temptation and their feeling grow stronger. Meanwhile, the bootycaller moves onto the next one.

Megan: OH MY GOSH!!, he just texted me and said he want to hang out for a bit!

Adriana: Dude, it's 1 AM

Megan: So.....?

Adriana: So..... That's in the booty call time frame , he just wants to smash in the back seat of his car and then forget about you! Don't be stupid.

by mthugg69 May 7, 2011

Doing time on planet earth!

Just going through the motions of life, Showing no real gusto to accomplish anything meaningful with your existence. A Humdrum person

Bossman: Hey Jason will you give me somesort of effort today??
Co-worker: No way dude, He's just Doing time on planet earth!

by PilotMang July 9, 2010