November 29

national get off your ass and find a boyfriend/girlfriend day

friend 1: hey. did you know today is November 29
friend 2: I guess we better get off our asses then

by graytree2204 November 28, 2020

November 13th

Every year, from 2020, on the 13th of November, we shall commemorate the loss of Unus Annus.

No one knows what to call the day, so just call it Remembrance day 2.0, the sequel. We can say that because it's about death.
On this day, it is a (probably legal) requirement that you say "Momento Mori" at the end of every sentence.

"A year ago today, we lost Unus Annus. November 13th was the saddest day of 2020."

by Just A Someone November 29, 2020

November 30.

This is the day to apologize to your BFF for something terrible you have done.

Egija: Marta, i am so sorry for ghosing you! I am an awful friend. Please forgive me. It is november 30. after all!
Marta: typing...

by egucite November 29, 2020

November 30th

National give your boy best friend your jumoerbday

“Hey it’s november 30th i have to give my boy best friend my jumper” said sally

by dhebnwdnrb November 30, 2020

November 1

National ask out your girl best friend day

It’s November 1 so I asked out my best friend Emily she said yes

by Dictionary Dave 69 October 21, 2020

November 3

National neck a girl day, that’s right lads pucker up and go in for the kill

Lad:”oi Becky u lookin fine ya know get over here and give us a peck will ya”
Becky:”well I guess it’s November 3rd”

by Scatmansjapeye October 21, 2020

Nut November

Through the whole year of November you are allowed to nut

Nut November is lit

by ImChrissssssssssss October 22, 2020