by Nicis June 17, 2007
Get the inverted dickmug. 1) Any device/pill that increases the size of the penis.
2) An object such as a dildo, remote control, plastic bottle, or anything else possibly used in place of the actual penis, to simulate sex(usually by a male that "will not touch that stanky ass pussy", or a lonely female).
3) A glorious gift that few possess that enables a male to get an instant erection on demand, regardless of the time or place.
2) An object such as a dildo, remote control, plastic bottle, or anything else possibly used in place of the actual penis, to simulate sex(usually by a male that "will not touch that stanky ass pussy", or a lonely female).
3) A glorious gift that few possess that enables a male to get an instant erection on demand, regardless of the time or place.
1) Phil: "Hey man can I borrow some extendo-dick pills like Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, Extenze or somethin like that?"
Jeff: "Sure. Why, you got a date?"
Phil: "Nope, just wanna try it out."
Jeff:"...."
2)Jeff: "I couldn't bring myself to fuck her without a condom, so I just bent her over and used the DirecTv remote, and went through the motions... And by some miracle I tivoed I Am Legend with Will Smith."
Phil: "What, Jeff? I wasn't paying attention. Your remote's buttons are stuck."*smacks on couch* "Maybe i can bite it..."
3) All that cock push-up training really came through when i got laid in an elevator by pushing the button of the girl's floor who came in after me... with my dick. Thank you extendo-dick.
Jeff: "Sure. Why, you got a date?"
Phil: "Nope, just wanna try it out."
Jeff:"...."
2)Jeff: "I couldn't bring myself to fuck her without a condom, so I just bent her over and used the DirecTv remote, and went through the motions... And by some miracle I tivoed I Am Legend with Will Smith."
Phil: "What, Jeff? I wasn't paying attention. Your remote's buttons are stuck."*smacks on couch* "Maybe i can bite it..."
3) All that cock push-up training really came through when i got laid in an elevator by pushing the button of the girl's floor who came in after me... with my dick. Thank you extendo-dick.
by SleepFaster January 15, 2012
Get the Extendo-Dickmug. A phrase that parallels, "Shit for brains." It has the same content, but might be more suitable for the new generation.
by Justin "Bombay" October 20, 2007
Get the Dicks for Legsmug. When a man is so drunk he can have sex with a girl for a long time because he is so drunk and his dick is full of liquid.
by rackcitybitch2012 January 2, 2012
Get the alcohol dickmug. What you're telling me you've been in a loving relationship for three years and you've never been coke-dicked?
by spanishbend April 3, 2009
Get the coke-dickedmug. The feeling that transmasculine people, or males who have had their penis amputated due to cancer has.
Trans Person one:Hey man, do you ever feel like you have a penis? Like, it's there but then it's not?
Trans Person two: Yeah! It's called a phantom dick, somethin our brains do, I dunno. There's been cases of it since 1700's!
Trans Person two: Yeah! It's called a phantom dick, somethin our brains do, I dunno. There's been cases of it since 1700's!
by L LAWLIET 07 July 12, 2021
Get the Phantom Dickmug. by Dirk Zediggs February 16, 2013
Get the Elephant Dickmug.