i am confussion

When the wierd russian lady thinks you have a big dong then finds out that its small

You said it was but, i am confussion

by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018

I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017

i can vibe to it

Californian millineals way of saying I dig it

Person: "listen to this new song!"
Me: I can vibe to it
Person: "it's great isn't it!?"
Me: it's chill, I can vibe to it.

by CaliVibes October 18, 2017

I LIKE TURTLES

I FKN LOVE TURTLES DUDE MY NAMES TURTLES KID AND GUESS WHAT, I LIKE TURTLES AHHHH

Kid1- hello how are you today

Kid2- I LIKE TURTLES

by ImAshy April 2, 2021

I Smell Fanny

When you and your mates are sitting somewhere and a group of girls walk past and that you imply for him to go get there snap or number.

You: I smell Fanny
Him: i think its just you mate i think they are butters

by Jim the crack head November 20, 2019

I Listen to Cavetown

A way of telling somebody that you are FTM transgender or transmasc. It’s like if you ask someone if they listen to girl in red (asking if they are attracted to women)

A: Hey what’s up
B: Hi

A: Uh do you listen to girl in red?
B: Oh no no- I Listen to Cavetown

A: Ohhhh ok

by Rocki_Road October 15, 2022

i like homework

Why do you like homework just why

I like homework
Honey you do not like homework/j

by kureくれ December 21, 2021